Serafall and Sona vs Koneko and Xenovia

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Thanks to Tyrese15o for requesting this court battle. Enjoy!

Issei: *Looking around* I really need to get my own court room

Ryo: Tell me about it

Currently, Issei in in his anime chair in the DxD Courtroom with the bailiff, Ryo, next to him

Issei: ORDER! I AM TODAY'S JUDGE!

Vali: What was there to be ordered! NOBODY WAS MAKING NOISE!

Issei: VALI DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE AND BEAT YO ASS!

Vali: BET! COME OVER HERE THEN!

Ryo: Issei, the people are almost here

Issei: Oh yeah, they were fighting over you. Okay, bring them in

As soon as he said that Koneko, Xenovia, Serafall, and Sona walk into the courtroom and walk into their respective areas with Sona and Serafall next to each other and with Koneko and Xenovia next to each other

Issei: Let me guess, your fighting over my best friend right

Koneko: Yes

Xenovia: Basically why we're here

Serafall: Yep!

Sona: In a sense

Ryo: Tch, why are we settling this here again

Issei: Reasons Ryo, reasons

Ryo: Tch

Issei: Anyways, do any of you have reasons as to why one should have him over the other and why you teamed up

Koneko: As much as I dislike it, I'm teaming up with Xenovia to show these girls *points to Serafall and Sona* Who's the best girls in his harem is

Xenovia: I agree with her

Serafall: I teamed up with So-tan to get Ryo for her to marry! Also for him and me to have multiple people to have children with and have...personal fun... with when I'm doing work as a Satan!

Issei: ...Drago really needs to make a chpater just based off Ryo and Serafall fucking ofr one day

Ddraig: Agreed

Me: I was already gonna do it

Ddraig: Thanks

Serafall: That's the reason I want him! Also because he's pretty nice and cute *winks at him*

Sona: *Glares at her sister*

Ryo: Ain't so bad yourself

Sona: *Glares harder*

Issei: Okay, JURY! DECIDE THIS!

Saji: *Jumping up and down* With Sona on the court no one can hit me in my nuts!

Riser: *Covers leg in fire then kicks Saji in the nuts* I'm still here

Tsubaki: So am I, but I won't do it

Saji: Meep *falls down*

Riser: The jury rules that the four share him, seriously do we need to discuss this further

Issei: Nope. In other words you'll have to fuck all of them Ryo so they stop complaining

Raynare: WHAT ABOUT ME!

Issei: SHUT THE FUCK UP! *Ahem* So yeah that's it, can you guys live with that

The Four: *Looks at each other then at Ryo then at Issei* Yeah, sure

Ryo: Thank Mikasanna, I thought I'd have to choose

Riser: We can still do that-

Ryo: *Death glares him*

Riser: Nevermind

Issei: Well with that being said, thanks for reading. Comment any other battles we should do in this court and see you guys next time!


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