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Chapter 18 | Sophie

Three updates in two days, wow.

"Screw you Biana, it's your own damn wedding and you can't pick a damn dress."

"I need a dress that's as special and flawless as I am!"

Earlier on in the evening, Biana had burst into Sophie and Keefe's apartment, screaming for Sophie to 'get her ass in here because she had news bigger than Keefe's ego.' Which apparently meant she was getting married. 

So here they were, going over every wedding magazine and catalogue that's ever existed on the living room floor.

"Tam already knows you're special and flawless, you don't need a dress to prove it!"

"I'm a model! I need something special!"

"Well then quit being a model and then you can get something normal!"

"I don't want something normal!"

"Well then, what in rutting hell do you want?"

"A dress!"

"These look more like tulle bombs to suffocate someone!"

"Beauty is pain!"

"Does that mean if you're in pain you're beautiful?"

"NO!"

"That's a contradiction!"

"Well my flawless self is so special I can contradict myself and have people not question it!"

"Why are you so special?"

"Why do you never focus on my good qualities?!"

"What good qualities?"

"...How charitable I am?"

"When you promised to go to Afrika to help build water pipes, you went to a five-star resort and dumped water over an ant and claimed that it was water and that you were the most charitable person ever!"

"I gave it the most water it's ever had in it's life!"

"You drowned it."

"So? Still a lot of water?"

"You're a sadist Biana!"

"I didn't fake date someone to anger another person, oh sorry, calling Fitz a person makes him sound like he had a heard and or a brain of sorts. I didn't fake date to anger a poisonous devil toad!"

"The toad deserved it!"

"That's right, he did!"

"Yeah!"

"Yeah! Now let's get back to arguing."

"Fine, you weirdo!" Sophie shouted.

"How am I wierd?"

"You don't like avacado on toast!"

"Because it's wrong!"

"You're wrong!"

"You're wrong-er!"

"You're wrong-est!"

"You're the wrongest of the wrong!"

"You're the one who does't even like avacado toast!"

I know it's short, but I just thought it was so funny. :) 

And, @XxOnyxFirexX the avocado part was for you.