19 - Blairon/Drarry

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*A random girl is flirting with Blaise*

Draco: Now, I don't like you in any shape or form, Weaslebee, but you are rather quiet.

Ron: Last time I checked, no one plans a murder out loud, Ferret.

*The same girl starts flirting with Harry*

Draco: I may have to agree with you on that, Weasle. I also have a couple methods. Would you like to hear them?

Ron: Absolutely.

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