*A random girl is flirting with Blaise*
Draco: Now, I don't like you in any shape or form, Weaslebee, but you are rather quiet.
Ron: Last time I checked, no one plans a murder out loud, Ferret.
*The same girl starts flirting with Harry*
Draco: I may have to agree with you on that, Weasle. I also have a couple methods. Would you like to hear them?
Ron: Absolutely.
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Harry Potter Crack (1)
FanfictionBasically what the title says... It contains original and non-original incorrect quotes. Hope you enjoy it! DISCLAIMER; The Harry Potter characters do not belong to me, neither do any places mentioned unless stated otherwise. The artwork is not mine...