Lily: So, why don't you have a girlfriend, Remus?
Remus: .....
Remus: Excuse me?
Lily: You are a wonderful person! Any girl would be lucky to have you.
James: What do you mean, 'any girl'?
Lily: Easy there, you're safe. Seriously though, do you have anyone you like?
Remus: Sirius-
Lily: Don't look at him for help. Are they in our year? Or are you even open to any suggestions, because I know a few girls who have expressed an interest in you.
Remus: Stop laughing! Padfoot, help me out!
Sirius: Yeah, Moony can be quite shy. Do you have any suggestions?
Remus: You complete-
Sirius: Yes, you complete me too, but where should we begin? I know you like brunettes.
James: Going a little red there, Moony.
Lily: See! That's the spirit! You will have someone special in no time.
Remus: Too late-
Lily: Don't be such a pessimist. Right, so brunettes-
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Harry Potter Crack (1)
FanfictionBasically what the title says... It contains original and non-original incorrect quotes. Hope you enjoy it! DISCLAIMER; The Harry Potter characters do not belong to me, neither do any places mentioned unless stated otherwise. The artwork is not mine...
