Blaise: You have the prettiest eyes, your nose is so cute, don't even get me started I on your freckles, oh, you also have the most gorgeous ass, and-
Ron: What?
Blaise: Well, people are saying that there needs to be more body positivity, right? Well, I already know I'm beautiful, so I thought I could spread the positivity to you!
Harry: You're right, Blaise. Yeah, Ron, you do look grea-
Blaise: NOBODY ASKED YOU, POTTER, SO SHUT UP AND GO BACK TO YOUR BOYFRIEND!
Blaise: Now, where was I? Oh yeah, your ass is like amazing, hot damn and--
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Harry Potter Crack (1)
FanfictionBasically what the title says... It contains original and non-original incorrect quotes. Hope you enjoy it! DISCLAIMER; The Harry Potter characters do not belong to me, neither do any places mentioned unless stated otherwise. The artwork is not mine...
