Red vs blue (female OC) season 9

Realignment

Camera pans to show Epsilon-Church limping his way to Blue Base with Caboose and Shawn standing at the entrance

Church: Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.

Caboose: Church, you're home! Welcome back.

Shawn: You okay?

Church: Yeah, yeah, thanks for helping me while the Red's just shoot me in the goddamn foot.

Caboose: Yeah, well you told us to stay on the cliff and I did...Yeah that was helping.

Church: Oh really? Then why aren't you on the cliff right now?

Caboose: Oh I thought the helping part was over.

Shawn: Yep.

Church: Ow, ow, ow, assholes, ow.

Tucker emerges at the top of the base and looks at Church.

Tucker: You're back already?

Church: What do you mean already? It took me half an hour to limp across this goddamn canyon.

Shawn: I can tell.

Tucker: Yeah, but we thought they were going to kill you, I expected you back never so in my mind you're early.

Church: Shut up.

Caboose: He is right about the two different times.

Church: You shut up too.

Caboose: "Alright, now the helping part is definitely over!" (Walks into the base)

Shawn: (looks at Church) Why do you keep making him mad?

Church: Damn it. This is exactly what I get for trying to fix things.

Tucker: What are you fixing?

Church: Everything. Us. The Reds. Trying to make things the way they're supposed to be. (groans sharply) My foot!

Shawn: Want me to get you some pain killers?

Tucker: Are you okay?

Church: Am I okay? Do I look okay? Do I sound okay?

Tucker: I don't know you're wearing full body armor and bleeding. That means you're either dying or just whining.

Church: Well I'm hurt alright.

Tucker: Do you want me to call Command? Have them send a medic?

Church: No! No medic, I'm not hurt that bad, besides those guys are just...bad luck.

Caboose: (Walks out of Blue Base) I already called Command.

Church: You did?

Tucker: Caboose you're not allowed to use the radio.

Caboose: Right. Unless it is an emergency. And then I can use it to call Command. And also 800 numbers I see on TV. Because those are free to call.

Church: 800 numbers?

Shawn: Oh great.

Tucker: Damn it Caboose what did you order this time?

Caboose looks at Tucker.

Caboose:......Nothing.

Tucker: Caboose.

Caboose: I promise you will not see anything show up here that I ordered, nothing at all. For at least six to eight weeks.

Tucker: Damn it.

Shawn: What did I tell you about that? We need to have a talk kid.

Church: What the hell is he talking about?