Fade into the outside of Red Base as Simmons and Thea works on the now fully built Lopez
Simmons: There! Man, that safety switch was hard to bolt on. Probably should've gotten a bigger one.
Donut: It's not how big the switch is, Simmons. It's how you flip it!
Simmons: Donut, shut up!
Thea: Don't make inappropriate jokes Donut.
Thea and Simmons stand up while Simmons stood next to Lopez, Thea stood next to Sarge.
Sarge: Alright, robot's all done! Time to fire it up! Let's hit the ol' power button. Who want to do the honors? Grif?
Grif: Meh.
Sarge: Well said. Donut?
Donut: Sorry. Just clear-coated my nails. I'm not chipping one of these babies!
Sarge: Thea?
Thea: Not in a million years, only until I'm married to someone.
Sarge: Alright...Simmons?
Simmons: It would be an honor, sir! Um, th-that is if you're sure you don't want to do it!
Sarge: Now that you mention it, it does sound kind of fun! I always did like pushing things.
Simmons: Oh...okay.
Donut: Hey Sarge, what's this robot gonna do for us anyway?
Sarge: Oh you know, the usual robot stuff. Math we don't wanna do...
Simmons: Right, like THAT exists.
Sarge: Menial tasks like maintaining the vehicle...
Simmons: Maintenance is crucial!
Sarge: Organization...
Simmons: Hmm...maybe I should make a list of all the robot's duties.
Sarge: And basically any task that no one wants to do or is part of anyone's official job description.
Simmons: Additional work? You mean like extra credit? No one told me there was extra credit! What is it? I'll do it!
Thea: Nerd.
Donut: Hey Simmons, it sounds like this robot is going to be doing all the jobs you do!
Simmons: Hahaha...yeah.
Donut: Well don't worry. I'm sure Sarge will find some other responsibilities for you! Right Sarge? Sarge?
Sarge: Huh? Oh right. One of the robot's functions is to answer awkward questions that I don't want to. Better turn him on. (Walks behind Lopez) Here we go. Let me just get this panel off, make some specific noise and drop it on the ground. (earthquake starts) Holy guacamole!
Simmons: Ahhhh!!! Another earthquake! Everyone institute emergency plan! Hold on a second while I put on my marshal's vest! Everyone just remain calm! Whatever you do don't- (earthquake stops)- panic.
Donut: Looks like the earthquake stopped.
Thea: Yay!
Simmons: Yeah.
Donut: You're just disappointed no one got to use the emergency plan, aren't ya' Simmons?
Simmons: Sorta...
Donut: Aww...there, there. Don't feel bad! No one's read it anyway!
Simmons: Oh...That's a relief.
Lopez activates
Lopez: Hola. Me llamo López. Gracias por la activación de mí. [Hello. My name is Lopez. Thank you for activating me.]
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Red vs blue (female OC) season 9
FanfictionEpsilon is stuck inside the Memory unit and has made a new blood gulch, to make good memories while looking for Tex. While he is stuck in the unit, we get to see the freelancers at work and Agent Rhode Island for what he was before the reds and blue...
