Scene opens up at Red Base, with Simmons, Grif, Sarge, Donut, Thea and Andy. Grif is running back and forth behind Donut, Thea and Simmons.
Andy: 30, 29, 28. . .
Donut: Ah! We're all gonna die!
Thea: I'm way too young to die!
Grif Stops running.
Grif: More importantly, I'm going to die! That's the worst part!
Grif resumes running back and forth.
Sarge: Men and lady, remain calm. This is no time to panic.
Andy: 25, 24. . .
Simmons: Sir, the world is shaking apart, the ground is opening up to swallow us and we're holding a bomb that will blow us all up before any of that happens. I submit to you that if there is any time to panic, this is that time!
Thea: I agree!
Andy: 20, 19, 18. . .
Sarge: You're right, Simmons!
Grif: I guess this is it everyone!
Simmons: Does anyone have anything they wanna say?
Donut: I do! Whoa, gosh, this is such an honor! I have so many people to thank. All the little people-
Simmons: Donut! This is not the time for your pre-rehearsed academy award speech!
Donut: Well, if I don't use it now, when am I going to?
Thea: If I'm gonna die, there's no one I'd die with then you guys.
Andy: 10, 9, 8. . .
Sarge: Men and lady, it's been an honor to serve with you, and I say that using the loosest possible definition of both the words honor and serve.
Andy: 6, 5. . .
Grif stops running momentarily, speaks, then resumes his running once again.
Grif: My only regret is that I don't have more regrets!
Andy: 4, 3. . .
Simmons: Well, if I'm gonna die, then I may as well be honest; I never respected any of you, except Thea because she's my friend, I thought I was better than all of you this entire time, I think my skills were underappreciated and I wasted my life knowing all of you. Thea is the only one that actually knew me. In a way, I'm sad to die but I'm glad knowing none of you will live either and that I'd die with Thea. There, I said it.
Andy makes it to the final count down.
Andy: 1, kaboom! . . Uh, wait, uh, ka- ugh, damn it! Ergh! Ergh! Kaboom! Uh, huh.
Earth begins quaking, then quickly stops.
Donut: The bomb was a dud?
Thea: (disbelief) A dud?
Andy: I-I swear that's never happened before.
Sarge: So, did you want to finish your thought there, Simmons?
Simmons looks at Sarge while Grif, Thea and Donut look at Simmons.
Simmons: Well, this is awkward.
Andy: Yeah, tell me about it.
Thea: Simmons, as your Friend. I'm sorry to say that your in trouble.
Cut to Blue base. Tucker, Caboose, Church, Shawn and Tex are all present.
Tucker: Okay, we're all set!
Caboose: Okay, I'm driving.
Tucker: What? Hell no!
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Red vs blue (female OC) season 9
FanfictionEpsilon is stuck inside the Memory unit and has made a new blood gulch, to make good memories while looking for Tex. While he is stuck in the unit, we get to see the freelancers at work and Agent Rhode Island for what he was before the reds and blue...
