Aki: *Yawn* so Tired...
Me and Enma are walking home from work.
Enma: I can make Mapo Tofu tonight if you want.
Aki: That'd be nice.
I open the front door.
Kronii: Okaerinasai, anata! Gohan wo taberu? Ofuro ni suru? Soretomo, wa. ta. shi?
I close the door.
Aki: hm. Seems I'm SO tired I walked into the wrong house.
Enma: Yeah. I'm the husband. You should be the one doing-
Aki: (///=v=) I'd like to humour you but I HAVE bigger problems.
I open the door again.
Kronii: Okaerinasai, anata! Gohan wo taberu? Ofuro ni suru? Soretomo, wa. ta. shi?
Aki: I'll take a coffee please.
I walk past Kronii.
Kronii: Buu~ You're no fun.
Aki: You really like bullying me huh? (///=_=)
Kronii: Yep! Your reactions are so cute! I failed to get one this time though.
Enma: Aki, Do you want me to start cooking now?
Aki: Yes please. I'm hungry.
She heads to the kitchen.
Kronii: mm? I thought you were the wife.
Aki: I'm too tired. Enma has both unlimited Mapo Tofu works and unlimited Stamina works.
Kronii: Ah! That means she's gonna be good in the bedroo-
Aki: by the way where's Tomoe?
Kronii: Oh yeah, She's staying at a friend's place tonight. She just left as a matter of fact.
Aki: oh. Okay.
I switch the TV on.
Kronii: .....*Blush* ....
Aki: hm? ...sup? Did you break something?
Kronii: No! 'Course not!
Aki: mm...
I change the channel.
Kronii: Hey Aki....do you um....*Blush* Do you often stalk good looking girls?
Aki: ...why are you asking me this? (///=v=) did I do something to offend you? Please don't call me cockroach again.
Kronii: No nothing like that. Just...Just answer the question.
Aki: ...No I don't. Why would I do something so fukn' creepy?
Kronii: Ha..Haha! Good point.
Aki: ..............wait a second......
Kronii: Yes!?
Aki: Did you.....did you see my...stash?
Kronii: ...........*Blush*.
Aki: .....*Blush*.
I cover my face.
Aki: uuouuughhh! I'm never gonna get married...my life is over!
Kronii: *Blush* N-No it's okay! I won't tell anyone! I won't tell anyone that you secretly like sticking your...Y-Y-Your "Claymore" into a pair of brea-
Aki: *Blush* STOPU! STOPU PUREASU!
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Enma: Dinners' ready...hm?
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HoloDrops☆ (HoloLive EN Harem)
FanfictionAki Kanemoto A.K.A. NihonGin, is the most famous YouTuber in the world, Despite only being 17, He is the first person to have 1 Billion subscribers. Suddenly he gets the job of managing 5 girls called "HoloLive"
