Aki: .....
"Everything I say in red is the truth"
Aki: ...huh....wow.
Irys: Umineko?
Aki: huh? Oh. You on break too?
Irys: Yep.
Irys sits next to me.
Aki: Wanna go grab a bite to eat?
Irys: .....at an Anime con?
Aki: .......There's a FcDonald's across the street.
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Irys: Hey Aki. Are you free after this?
Aki: Yup. Sana can handle herself for the space show now. And I'm pretty sure everyone else is done with what they're doing. So...yup. I'm free.
Irys: Then....wanna go on a date?
Aki: mm? Sure. Whatchu got?
Irys: There's an Arcade near here. They have the new Hatsune Miku game and I'm itching to try it.
Aki: .......
.....I have bad memories with Miku due to a certain rythm game that's "Definitely" not just a Bandori reskin but worse.
Aki: S.......Sure....let's go....."Fight....yeah...Mii~ Nippah!"
Irys: hm? The hell was that!? Ew!
Aki: It's the line for those who has seen suffering 100 times over. Anyway let's roll.
-----Arcade-----
Aki: ....so the new Hatsune Miku game is....a singing game?
Irys: Yep yep! It's basically just Karaoke but for Vocaloid fans.
Aki: heh~
She puts money into the machine.
Hatsune Miku: Select your song!
Aki: humu humu. They even have "Black rock shooter".
Irys: oh? You like Vocaloid Aki?
Aki: After colorful stage? Hell no. However I did have a phase where I would listen to nothing but Hatsune Miku on the train.
Irys: Yep. Gacha does that to you.
Aki: Yep. The only thing gacha does to you is make you hate the characters that you love so much.....A-Anyway...Go on.
Irys picks her song.
Aki: .....
I glance around.
Hmm...
Wow...they Have Umineko Golden Fantasia! ....hm?
Aki: ....Hey Irys. I'll be back.
Irys gives me a thumbs up while she sings her song.
.........
Aki: ....Hey you.
Eroge: ....! H-H-Help you?
Aki: You're in my class right? What are you doing here?
Eroge: Oh! Ya know...Just...Playing some Golden Fantasia.
Aki: are...you okay? You're sweating bullets.
Eroge: .....I was never here!
She hops into a portal.
Tiresias: Ah. You're back-
Eroge: Zip it lady!
She closes the portal.
Aki: ..........I've been around HoloLive long enough where shit like that doesn't Faze me anymore.
I get 2 dr.peppers from a vending machine.
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Aki: Here.
Irys: nn? Ah. Thanks Aki!
She opens her can.
Aki: Wonder where Freed and his angry mob went.
Irys: haha probably still chasing those girls.
Aki: Yeah Probably...
----Meanwhile---
Freed: Wrrrrry! Ready the torches!
The 3 girls from earlier were tied up like witches ready to burned to a crisp.
Freed: Ahhh! My brain it trembles!
Bitch A: Quit making references asshole! Let us go or we'll call the cops!
Angry Mob rando#1: I am a cop.
Angry Mob rando#2: I am a cop too.
Angry Mob rando#3: I'm the Mayor's daughter.
Bitch B: Ah...We're fucked.
Freed: By the way I'll let you go if you have a copy of the Gospel.
Freed pulls out a Houshou Marine Doujin out of his speedo.
Bitch B: *Blush* Quit with the references old man!
Freed: Look! Look here! Looook at iiiiiiiiit! Wrrrrryyy!
Freed opens the doujin at a veeeery explicit scene where senchou is taking it in all of her hol-
Bitch A/B/C: *Blush* Stop iiiiit!
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Aki: ....Hope he didn't take it too far though.
Irys: haha!
Aki: Anyway, anything else you wanna play?
Irys: hm...I heard you're good at Persona 4 arena?
Aki: Yep.
Irys: I'm pretty good too! Come on let's play!
She takes my hand and drags me to the machine.
Aki: Hah. Challenging me to a P4, it's your funeral-
----Later----
Irys - 20
Aki - 2
Irys: Wow! My funeral is more joyful than your birthday!
Aki: Quiet you! Lemme guess you're like, top 1 in the fucking Persona 4 rankings!
This is exactly the reason I lost to Gura in Fate/Unlimited codes!
Irys: er...no? I started last week.
Aki: ..........................Let's head back.
To be continued
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HoloDrops☆ (HoloLive EN Harem)
FanfictionAki Kanemoto A.K.A. NihonGin, is the most famous YouTuber in the world, Despite only being 17, He is the first person to have 1 Billion subscribers. Suddenly he gets the job of managing 5 girls called "HoloLive"
