When I killed a wall gecko
The people down the south
Held their breath in awe
They said
“We’ve never seen such terrorism”
When I went into the mosque
And came out with some change
In my pocket
The people up the north said
“We’ve never seen such stinginess”
If I were Satan
I would have converted you all to Islam.
And if they were in my shoes
They would have
Made that single prostration
