HOW I BECAME

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My senses became so sharp
You could caress me
By the head and the tail
But I will cut you deep
If you approach from both sides
I became more hostile
Than a Czech Tiger

So, it came a time
When I was between
Twenty-two and twenty-four
My favourite football jersey
Between the Nile and Pharaoh’s army
But since the sea was not so deep
And he was better than the devil
I still had numerous preaches
From my new phone

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