There is blessing in two wives
Else, there would be comfort
How do you prefer it?
Two witches or bitchesA thief with a hand
Is worth two in a cell
Which would you prefer?
A robber or to clobberThey distorted the image
Of Adam and Eve
Who gave birth to you?
A homo-sapiens or homosexualEarly marriage is a prestige for me
And the best thing in your life
Who would I impregnate?
Your sister or mister