Chapter 17: Random

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We need therapy

Minho
I want to kill

Mioko
I usually want to kill but rn
But I feel down so maybe
I want to cuddle

Azalea
Go slap your brother
That always uplifts your mood

Mioko
You're right!
Thanks Aze!

Felix
How does slapping help make someone feel better

Azalea
Poor baby
It must be so complicated for sunshine to understand

Hyunjin
I wanna dance with someone

Eliana
Azalea's always free

Azalea
Ae!
No! Shut up!

Seungmin
Damn azalea you hate hyunjin that much?

Azalea
Not like that!

Chan
Didn't expect this from you Azalea
Tsk tsk tsk

Azalea
Ugh! Not you too!

Changbin
Wait what?
I don't understand?

Jeongin
Seriously?

Changbin
Oh waitttt
Now I see what's going on

Jisung
I now identify as a coconut
My pronouns are co/co

Minho
Alright
Shall I eat you then?

Hyunjin
JEONGIN'S STILL IN THE CHATS

Minho
WHY DOES EVERYONE TURN MY MURDEROUS INTENTIONS INTO SOMETHING DIRTY?!

Mioko
Can we just let Jisung be a coconut in peace

Jisung
Thank you nice human

Felix
I want to be coconut too!
Teach me jisung!

Jisung
Come my child

Felix
Yay!

Mioko
Have you guys ever felt so single that you simped for a fish?

Seungmin
No
But I think you need therapy more than you need a boyfriend

Hyunjin
Same thing can be said for Minho

Minho
Repeat.
I dare you.

Hyunjin
You are amazing

Minho
Yes yes thank you

Jeongin
You need therapy you crazy bunny

Minho
Repeat yourself I dare you

Jeongin
I SAID,
THAT.
YOU.
ARE.
C-R-A-Z-Y
and also apparently deaf cuz you keep asking people to repeat themselves

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