Aries♈️: like an old mans hair receding
Taurus♉️: oh no
Gemini♊️: metaphorically I'm a whore
Cancer♋️: id ride my bike
Leo♌️: Josh Dun!
Virgo♍️: giving birth and stuff
Libra♎️: you're qualified to fix a chair
Scorpio♏️: I have killed a man
Sagittarius♐️: put on the glitter
Capricorn♑️: your grandpa died
Aquarius♒️: wow, I probably should've stayed inside my house
Pisces♓️: I put my socks on my feet
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Randomzodiac signs scenarios, facts, squads, and more. enjoy!! all credits go to the creators. ~a proud virgo
