The signs as things I think every day

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Aries♈️: Oh look, a bitch! oh look! another bitch!

Taurus♉️: I smell food. Gimme.

Gemini♊️: Blah blah bla- ooooh something weird!

Cancer♋️: I. JUST. WANT. A. HUG.

Leo♌️: Mhmmm...looking good today...

Virgo♍️: Touch me and you die.

Libra♎️: MY HAIR! IT MUST BE PERFECT- eh screw it.

Scorpio♏️: That's right. suffer. suffer. slowly and painfully suffer.

Sagittarius♐️: NO. ONE. CARES.

Capricorn♑️: Can I leave now?

Aquarius♒️: That's right my minions. KILL THEM ALL!

Pisces♓️: ............................wait

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