One Direction Preferences

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Liam: “Hah! Uno!” he exclaims happily as he waves his single card in your face. “Liam, you’re so…Oh my gosh…Li?” You stutter as you see a bee flying around the lamp next to you. He rolls his eyes and says, “That is not going to work this time – no way!” You hop out of your seat, throwing your cards on the table and run to stand behind him. “Liam,” you whisper, “there’s a bee over there.” When his eyes finally land on the bee, he exhales exaggeratedly before grabbing a magazine off the table and swatting at it until it lives no more. You kiss him on the temple and say, “My hero.” He narrows his eyes and says, “You looked at my cards, didn’t you?” You raise an eyebrow, “Pssht, psh…yes…” He kisses your forehead and says, “Fine, next round!”

Harry: The two of you are watching a horror movie when you see a mouse scuttle across the floor in front of you. You jump up, hitting Harry’s jaw, and he grunts in pain. “It’s just a movie, love, nothing to be scared about.” You apologize and say, “Hazz, it isn’t the movie I’m scared of – a mouse just went into the kitchen.” He untangles himself from the blankets and gets up to go survey the kitchen. Moments later he comes back with a small mouse in his hands, so you shriek in fear and hop off the couch, getting as far away from him as possible. He laughs at you and takes the mouse outside, says a few parting words and then comes back inside and washes his hands. Harry settles into the cocoon of blankets and when you curl into him he whispers, “If we had a cat, this wouldn’t have happened.”

Louis: “Lou, are you afraid of cockroaches?” you ask as you stare down a huge cockroach that’s decided to interrupt you as you’re making lunch. He laughs and says, “No, why babe?” You slowly back away from the beastly insect before hiding behind your boyfriend. “That little old thing?” he asks, obviously making fun of you. He scoffs, takes off his shoe and smacks the bug. Or tries. He then spends the next few minutes chasing the cockroach around the kitchen with you squealing at the top of your lungs, standing on top of a chair. Finally he hits it and it makes a horrid crunching noise. Lou pants and says, “That’s how you know it’s a good one – all in the crunch.” He disposes of the bug, washes his hands and helps your shell shocked frame off of the chair.

Zayn: You two are taking a romantic walk in the park when suddenly you see a small, black snake slither out of the corner of your eye. “Zayn…” you trail, words stuck in your throat. You clutch onto his arm and he worriedly looks around for what you assume is the paps. When he’s done a sweep of the park and doesn’t see any, he asks, “What is it, babe?” You point to the snake that’s settled itself in next to the tree that’s only about three feet away from you two. He turns and his eyes are as big as saucers. He grabs your hand and you two run away as if it were the paparazzi on your tail.

Niall: He tickles you and you run into the bathroom, shutting him out. You can hear him laughing from the other side as you giggle to yourself. “Let me in, babe!” he pounds on the door. You knock in a certain pattern and once he’s caught on, he knocks it back. You two are having fun until you see the spider crawling on the counter. You yank open the door and run right into Niall. His eyebrows knit together and he asks, “What’s wrong?” You point in the general direction of the bathroom and he goes to inspect it. You see his eyes go wide and you know he sees the spider. He takes off his flip flop and smacks the spider multiple times, just double-checking that it’s dead. He cleans it up and then just to make sure, sprays the whole bathroom down with bug spray.