Wednesday, 3:00 am
V: You there?
me: hon I'm always here for you
what's up
V: I just needed someone to talk to
me: what's going on? are you okay?
V: I'm fine,
i just...
Talk to me?
.
me: what about
V: Anything.
me: Alright
what are your theories on ways to get back your crush from a *^%##$$ who is so totally using him just to get on your nerves
V: None
me: how does poisoning sound
V: Not so good.
What's it all about anyway?
me: so you know the guy, my crush?
V: I don't know him but okay
me: so he's with this girl and she doesn't even appreciate him at all but she's hanging out with him because he's popular and so she can get on my nerves
V: Maybe you like him because he's popular too.
me: why would you say that!
V: I don't know lets talk about something else
me: let's talk about you.
What's your height.
V: 1.79m
me: what's your length ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
V: Excuse me?
Haven't you got a crush on someone else?.
.
me: i can always two time
V: ???
Just exactly how thirsty are you?.
me: You'll be surprised baby buns (͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°)
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