𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐉𝐀𝐍 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐒

five

bEsTiEs

[jeano, renjuul, walmark, yuckie]

jeano: do yall wanna sleep over or smth this weekend

renjuul: dude i just slept over

jeano: don't you wanna spend more time with me?

renjuul: wtv, i'll come by. only if we can play a certain gameee

jeano: ......

renjuul: im pretty sure you'll like what i choose :)

jeano: istg if you make us play truth or dare im

walmark: wait what

jeano: come over, whore

walmark: im-

renjuul: jen be nice u fuckface

jeano: gfy, marker come over

jeano: where's the uk???

walmark: you mean lucas-

jeano: yes him where is he

walmark: he's at jae's learning how to ride a bike smh

renjuul: he doesn't know how to??

walmark: yeah he has major pussy ass bitch energy

yuckie: say that again hoe i dare u

walmark: yeah he has major pussy ass bitch energy

yuckie: *cracks knuckles*

jeano: N E WAYS

jeano: come over. my house.

yuckie: ok can i bring a friend

renjuul: (jaemin)

jeano: sure sure idc just get over here im bored

renjuul: im literally right next to you

jeano: and you're boring.

marker: as a renjun enthusiast i disagree

jeano: where did yukhei go eye-

--

the two boys walked up the hill in silence, the older messaging someone on his phone and the younger trudging up with a bike in hand. they had been walking for a while in the summer heat, both itching to take their shirts off. but that was 'too gay' for lucas to bring up sMH.

jaemin was pretty sure that his older friend was gay, but he didn't wanna push it on him unless he actually wanted to talk about it. him and his friends joked about it all the time, but never seriously.

at the moment jaemin was doing most of the work since he had to tug the bike allll the way up this hill, meanwhile lucas was just texting some stupid group chat that he made for a science project back in sophomore year. lucas was just wayyyy too lazy to rename the chat, plus it's too late now.

anyway, there was one problem currently. it was too quiet, and if you knew jaemin, you know he hates quiet. there always needs to be someone talking or just anything making noise in order for him to fully function properly. deciding he's had enough, he spoke up to break the quietness.

"so.. minseok is kinda hot, don't you think?"

lucas looked up from his phone, stuffing it back into his front pocket.

"he's.. literally our science teacher." 

"and? if he fucked me in the ass i wouldn't complain" 

"you're such a loser"

. . .

"wanna go to jeno's this weekend?"

"what"

"he invited me to sleepover"

"who the hell is jeno-"

"has massive big dick energy, gay as fuck but in the closet, tall, has blond hair"

"you just described yourself"

"don't make me turn this car around"

"we're walking"

. . .

"n e way, who's jeno?"

"you'll find out when you see him"