compass | jhs & myg

thirty-three

5:22 p.m

hosock
hey
very important question
our friendship depends on this
does socks goes first when you're getting dressed?

yoongoop
of course
if you put your socks on last all of your other clothes get in the way

hosock
THANK YOU OMGYOONGI THANK YOU

yoongoop
why are you asking?

hosock
TAEHYUNG PUTS HIS SOCKS ON LAST

yoongoop
HOW DARE HE

hosock
I KNOW RIGHT

socks goes first!! ™️

hosock
taehyung...
SOCK ARE FIRST

cupoftae
NO THEY ARENT

yoongoop
they go first

cupoftae
😦 is this the famous yoongi that hoseokie talks about all the time??

yoongoop
yes it is i
min yoongi :]

hosock
yoonie 🥺 ur so adorbs
wait
wait
WAIT A MINUTE I DIDNT MEAN TO SAY THAT WAITTTT

yoongoop
hobi what's with all these nicknames?
first yoobie and now yoonie?

cupoftae
yoongi: *says a nickname that he made for hoseok and proceeds to ask hoseok about why hoseok keeps making new nicknames for him*
but hobi?
that's cute ☺️

hosock
ikr 🥺

yoongoop
SHUT
ANYWAYS
SOCKS ARE FIRST

hosock
OH YEAH
SOCKS FIRST KIM TAEHYUNG >:(

cupoftae
NO HOSEOK
NO YOONGI

yoongoop
listen taehyung
think about this
if you're putting on your other things first they get in the way once you're trying to put on your socks
you ever have tight jeans on, you're leaning over, trying to put your socks on, you gotta put yourself in some weird ass situation
you gotta curl up in a dumbass ball, you know, just trying to get your fucking socks on
BUT if you put the socks on first
sure
no one likes having just their socks on, feeling the breeze between their ass cheeks
BUT
this is a price you have to pay for comfortably putting on the rest of your clothes

hosock
well said yoongi 😎
say it with me tae
socks first

cupoftae
...

hosock
socks first 😌

cupoftae
i refuse
i would NEVER say such a horrible thing

hosock
i'll buy you ice cream when i get home

cupoftae
.... socks first

hosock
MWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

yoongoop
AHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

cupoftae
okay
are you done

hosock
thank you for agreeing with us
because what taehyung???

cupoftae
socks first
okay i'm done saying it i'm leaving
and hoseok you should be studying instead of talking to me about this

hosock
GASP
HOW DARE U TAEHYUNG

yoongoop
yeah
how dare you
wait
hoseok why aren't you studying 😐

hosock
YOONGI WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?!?!!

yoongoop
yours 💕

hosock
awe really yoonie? 🥺

cupoftae
ew get a fucking room 🤢

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this chapter was inspired by one of cameron phillip's dubs on youtube <3

made: 200331