alka_seltzer: just filed a restraining order against cuntney
kristnotchris: Now that's poetic justice.
itchyballs20: anyways what happened
alka_seltzer: she was drunk and naked on my lawn trying to break into my car and run it into my house
alka_seltzer: police got here fast asf
itchyballs20: oh shit
alka_seltzer: she tried to stab me with a stick
alka_seltzer: keyword - tried
pattycakes210: LMFAO
alka_seltzer: fran and i are fine now
alka_seltzer: just won't see mommy for a while
itchyballs20: i can b her new mommy
alka_seltzer: lol
itchyballs20: anyways lets share our experiences w fartney
itchyballs20: ill start
itchyballs20: i rmbr when she tried to fucking run me over
itchyballs20: ohhhh the memories
kristnotchris: I remember when she threatened to cut off my goatee when i told her not to run on wet floors.
alka_seltzer: LMAO I REMEMBER WHEN I SAW HER ASS FALL OF THE FLOOR LIKE IT WAS A SLIP AND SLIDE
alka_seltzer: i remember when she bit my dick on purpose
itchyballs20: OMFG
kristnotchris: NOOOO
pattycakes210: 😦
itchyballs20: y do u pop up so randomly
pattycakes210: idk
alka_seltzer: anyways i cried like a baby all night
alka_seltzer: she did it bcos i accidentally spilled kool aid on her white dress that day
itchyballs20: crazy asshole
itchyballs20: hope ur alr
alka_seltzer: ....
kristnotchris: ...
pattycakes210: dave, buddy
alka_seltzer: that was 2 years ago
itchyballs20: ......ur turn pat-
pattycakes210: i don't really have any beef with her, we don't really talk
alka_seltzer: lucky.
itchyballs20: comeon man, we all have our fair share of courtney run ins
pattycakes210: well, i remember when she said that kurt looked like a dyke
alka_seltzer: what
alka_seltzer: LMFAOOO
alka_seltzer: THAT'S ACTJALLY HILARIOUS
pattycakes210: and that dave looked like a punk horse
itchyballs20: whats new.
pattycakes210: and that krist was a walking hairy sky scraper
kristnotchris: 😐
itchyballs20: true
kristnotchris: Yours is true too.
alka_seltzer: MINE IS VERY TRUE AHHAHSB
alka_seltzer: man i gotta go bcos frances is crying ahhhh bye guys
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