itchyballs20: Hey
itchyballs20: I'm listening to Drake
itchyballs20: Currently crying
alka_seltzer: woah u spelt those sentences right
alka_seltzer: u ok?
itchyballs20: Man Marvin's Room hits hard as fuck 😞
kristnotchris: LOL
alka_seltzer: dude i-
alka_seltzer: are u high?
itchyballs20: Hey baby hey baby hey 😏
alka_seltzer: ur high as hell
itchyballs20: Oh
itchyballs20: Hell yeah, fuckin' right
itchyballs20: Drake song haha
alka_seltzer:
itchyballs20: You wanna know what the 20 stands for in my username?
itchyballs20: February 20th
itchyballs20: Your birthday <3
alka_seltzer: he even spelt february right-
kristnotchris: Hey Dave.
itchyballs20: Yeah?
kristnotchris: Can I smoke with you?
itchyballs20: Come on over Krist
kristnotchris: Oh, he's HIGH high
alka_seltzer: duh we already figured that out
alka_seltzer: im coming over
pattycakes210: you want me to watch frances?
alka_seltzer: the nanny is over here already
alka_seltzer: u better have that good kush
itchyballs20: Yeeeeep
pattycakes210: yayyy partyyy
kristnotchris: In the car right now.
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kristnotchris: Party over.
kristnotchris: You guys were eating each others faces.
kristnotchris: Ruined my high.
alka_seltzer: if it ruinedur high u werent rlly high anyway
itchyballs20: Haha, Kurt you look faded as hell
pattycakes210: y r we all texting each other when were all on the same couch
alka_seltzer: im paralyzed from da mouff
kristnotchris: From being mouth fucked.
itchyballs20: That means sucking dick, Novoselic
kristnotchris: Still.
alka_seltzer: loll
alka_seltzer: gunns take a napp
alka_seltzer: sleep off da highso i can go home to beaaaan
itchyballs20: You guys can move in with me
alka_seltzer: aight gn goes 💋
kristnotchris: Goes
itchyballs20: If you get a bigger bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom
pattycakes210: i like boobs
kristnotchris: I'ma head out, night y'all.
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*im gona do a chapter for the various references in the book*