Mr Grammar:
Hey kid :)
peter:
hi Mr Grammar
I can't believe u texted me first!
i'm very shocked
Mr Grammar:
Yeah, well I was in a meeting
And everyone there is really boring
peter:
Oh
so i'm your second choice
i see how it is :/
Mr Grammar:
Don't feel bad kid
If I'm being honest I'd rather talk to you than those bozos
peter:
Awwww
I love you too Mr Grammar
Mr Grammar:
WHAT
NO
I DIDN'T SAY THAT
peter:
but it was implied
Mr Grammar:
NO
IT WASN'T
peter:
YES
IT WAS
Mr Grammar:
WHY ARE YOU WRITING IN ALL CAPS?
peter:
because you are, dummy
Mr Grammar:
Oh, I see
And don't call me dummy
I'll have you know
That I'm definitely the smartest person in the world
peter:
Nah
the smartest person in the world is Tony Stark
and you are definitely not Tony Stark
Mr Grammar:
How do you know I'm not Tony Stark?
For all you know I am Tony Stark and you just insulted me
peter:
well...
are you Tony Stark?
Mr Grammar:
No
peter:
ВЫ ЧИТАЕТЕ
sorry wrong number
Фанфикthe cliche story where peter accidentally texts the wrong number, and the wrong number happens to be iron man, obviously. and all hell breaks loose. I do not own marvel, surprise surprise.