Mr Grammar:
Who is this?
peter:
well i could be asking you the same thing
imposter
Mr Grammar:
Seriously who are you?
and why have you been texting my husband?
peter:
YOUR HUSBAND???
MR GRAMMAR IS MARRIED?????
Mr Grammar:
Who the hell is Mr Grammar?
peter:
the person I've been texting for the last few weeks
Mr Grammar:
Why do you call his Mr Grammar?
That's not his name
peter:
yeah I know that
but he wouldn't tell me his name
so I had to give him one
now what should I call you stranger?
Mr Grammar:
Why should I tell you?
you could be a spy for all we know
peter:
why is that the first thing you people think i'd be
trust me I'm not a spy
I'm 15
and literally have two friends
Mr Grammar:
Hmmm
I still don't know if I should trust you
you could be lying to us
peter:
Well I'm not
plus I've been hacked like three times
and Nat approves of me
and something tells me that she doesn't trust easily
Mr Grammar:
Wait Nat trusts you
Ok then I guess you're ok
how'd you and Tony meet?
peter:
Tony?
who's that?
Mr Grammar:
Shit
I mean Mr Grammar
peter:
Mr Grammar's first name is Tony?
like Tony Stark?
Mr Grammar:
JE LEEST
sorry wrong number
Fanfictiethe cliche story where peter accidentally texts the wrong number, and the wrong number happens to be iron man, obviously. and all hell breaks loose. I do not own marvel, surprise surprise.