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Miniboo: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Ranboo: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Philza: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Wilbur: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Tommy: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Kristin:
Kristin: I have emotional scars.
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Miniboo: Hewwo.
Ranboo: Hihiiiiii!
Philza: Greeting, humans.
Tommy: Three kinds of people.
Wilbur: I want pudding.
Miniboo: Four kinds of people.
Kristin: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS?
Tommy: Five kinds of people.
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* Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*
Miniboo: Thanks fam!
Ranboo: Oh no.
Philza: *cries* I love you too.
Wilbur: Sounds fake but okay.
Tommy: *a flustered mess*
Kristin: Can I get a refund?
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Miniboo: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Ranboo: What if it bites me and it dies?!
Philza: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Ranboo, learn to listen.
Wilbur: What if it bites itself and I die?
Tommy: That's voodoo.
Kristin: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Ranboo: That's correlation, not causation.
Wilbur: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Tommy: That's kinky.
Miniboo: Oh my God.
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Miniboo: Rules are made to be broken.
Ranboo: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Philza: Uh, piñatas.
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FanfictionPlatonic! Mcyt! Various + Nonbinary! Minor! Reader ∆Realistic Minecraft∆ _______ "Wait so, Ranboo...you have a younger sibling?" "Tommy...leave them out of this." _______ Minors and bits=Platonic
