Actors - Team Iron Man

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*No One's POV*

Everybody perked up when the voice said that they'll be reacting to Team Iron Man's actors. They'll finally figured out who Spider-Man is.

"First up, we have James Rhodes, or Rhodey, also known as the Iron Patriot or War Machine's actor, Don Cheadle

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"First up, we have James Rhodes, or Rhodey, also known as the Iron Patriot or War Machine's actor, Don Cheadle. He is currently 57 years old."

"Looking great there honeybear!" Tony exclaimed, giving Rhodey finger-guns. Rhodey just rolled his eyes.

"Thanks Tones."

"Next up we have Vision's actor, Paul Bettany

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"Next up we have Vision's actor, Paul Bettany. He is currently 51 years old."

Jaws dropped as many of them looked back and forth between the picture and the android. Wanda let out a meep.

"I assume that is what I'll look like when I finally figure out my human disguise, correct voice?" Vision's monotone voice asked, slight hints of curiosity lacing his voice.

"That would be correct Vision. And my name is Umera."

Thor and Loki perked up in the back. 

"The Goddess of Dimensions and the Multiverse?" Loki asked, immediately interested.

Incredulous shouts of 'Loki' echoed throughout the theater, not knowing that the god was in the same room as them.

"Indeed I am, God of Mischief." Umera said, completely ignoring the shouts of the others in the room. "Anyways, continuing on."

"We have King T'challa, also known as the Black Panther's actor, Chadwick Boseman

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"We have King T'challa, also known as the Black Panther's actor, Chadwick Boseman. Sadly, two years ago in his timeline, in August of 2020, he passed away at the age of 43 from Colon Cancer."

Silence was loud in the theater they all sat in. It was broken by Shuri, who let out a wail as she practically tackled her brother out of his seat, hugging him as tight as she could. T'challa hugged her as tightly back, a sorrowful look on his face.

"Ndilapha sisi," T'challa muttered in his sister's ear. "Ndilapha."

"And finally, we have Spider-Man's actor. Please do not yell at Tony, as he is already aware of his mistakes of bringing the young hero along to Germany."

"This is Tom Holland, Peter Parker's actor

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"This is Tom Holland, Peter Parker's actor. Also known as Spider-Man's actor. He is currently 26 years old."

"The kid up front sitting by Tony is Spider-Man?!"

"What the fuck, he looks so young."

"Exactly how old is he?"

"Right now? Peter Parker is 16 years old."

"I DROPPED A JETWAY ONTO A FOURTEEN YEAR OLD?!"

"A GODDAMN FOURTEEN YEAR OLD CAUGHT MY METAL ARM IN FULL SWING LIKE IT WAS NOTHING?!"

"What the HELL were you thinking of bringing a teenager to a fight like Germany?!" Rhodey scolded his friend, arms crossed over his chest.

"I wasn't, okay?" Tony said, a guilty look on his face. "I wasn't thinking. But I was smart to give him a new suit, alright? His last one was a onesie."

"It wasn't a onesie!" Peter protested.

"Face it kid, it was a onesie."

Peter pouted as he slouched down into his chair.



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