My creepypasta experiences

I'M FUCKING SCARED!!!

Ok, so my birthday is coming up. It's on January 14th. They say that you get more creepypasta signs and stuff when you're 14 and older. I asked Offenderman about this myself and he said yes. He said that that was the reason why I can't see any of the creepypastas including him. He did say that it wasn't up for him to decide and it was actually Zalgo(I fucking hate this man) that said that. The reason why he said that is because he thought that I would be scared. I'm sure Offenderman doesn't want to scare me, but I think me and him both knows that I wouldn't be scared if I saw him or other creepypastas. I've seen, worse things.. BUT the REAL reason why I'm scared is because when I'm 14, I'll be able to see Offenderman himself. I can see him, feel him, hear him, etc. AND not ONLY that, 14 year olds are OFFICIALLY on his fucking victim list!!! I asked him myself if he has a plan to get me to make me his victim and if he thinks it would work and he said yes! Well, you know what this means. TIME TO PUT MY YEARS OF RESEARCH TO GOOD WORK! If you never hear from me again after my birthday or Valentine's Day, you know why. Well, time to prepare my Hello Kitty Casket🥲 Byee