S2 E3: The Expired Cheese

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(I know what you've done):

The episode starts with Damien, Zee, Karl, Axel and Ripper around an Ouija board

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The episode starts with Damien, Zee, Karl, Axel and Ripper around an Ouija board.

"Alright guys! Spooky night is TONIGHT!"

-Zee

"Thanks for doing this at MY apartment.. I sure do wanna live with a demon."

-Karl

"How do you even pay for this thing?"

-Damien

"Well-"

-Karl

"So! What spirit are we gonna summon tonight?"

-Ripper

"I was thinking of my uncle Arnie!"

-Karl

"Oh! What about my pet ant?"

-Zee

"Oh Zee, we all know animals don't have souls!"

-Axel

"What..?"

-Zee

"Yeah, that's why they all go directly to the bad place!"

-Ripper

Zee starts to tear up as Damien comes to comfort him.

"What is wrong with you two?!"

-Damien

"What? We can't tell the truth anymore?"

-Axel

Karl is eating a cheese sandwich, watching this unfold.

"Listen here-! Karl, are you eating a slice of cheese and 2 pieces of bread?"

-Damien

"...I'm poor."

-Karl

"Wow."

-Ripper

"Um.. anyways! Let's just get this over with.."

-Damien

"Hm.. oh! What about the dark spirit Gradita?"

-Axel

"What?"

-Zee

"It's based in Greek mythology, apparently she was once a normal woman, until her secret affair with one of the warriors, they had her hung and burnt at the stake. Her spirit still haunts the world, looking for any cheaters to kill."

-Axel

(THIS IS NOT REAL THIS IS NOT REAL THIS IS NOT REAL)

"Wow. That takes "They're already dead" to a WHOLE new level."

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