Hi, Im OijTehDuck.
(And I'm Mr. Conscious I guess)
Today's episode is all about relationships, which is what everyone wanted the entire show to be about.
(Shut up you insecure idiot)
>:(
Anyways, enjoy watching the misadventures of these couples that I am starting to hate with each episode.
(Besides Ripxel of course because he just loves writing that I guess, FOCUS ON DAMIYA!)
NO I HATE PRIYA!!! RAHHHHH
We start the episode with the main five walking down the hallways.
"You know, we really need to get inside one of these clubs."
-Damien
"Now why would we do that?"
-Karl
"To learn and love man.."
-Zee
"Well I hate learning and I don't feel any love in my body, I guess I could take a lookise at one of these clubs to see what all the hype is about."
-Karl
"Stabbing Club? What's the point in that? Just go out and find a vulnerable child."
-Axel
"..."
-Everyone
"That was a joke, laugh."
-Axel
"HAHAHAHA!"
-Ripper
"Good boy."
-Axel
Axel rubs Ripper's head.
Just then, Priya walks up to the group.
"Hey guys! Hey Damien..!"
-Priya
"What's up Priya?"
-Damien
"Nothing much, med exams are next week.. pain in my behind.."
-Priya
"Well, I'm rooting for you."
-Damien
Priya looks down.
"What's wrong?"
-Damien
"Ever since my parents kicked me out, I've been living in an apartment with some roommates.. but I'm REALLY broke right now.."
-Priya
"Oh-! You need some money? I could always give you some-"
-Damien
"No, Damien, I can't mooch off of you.."
-Priya
Damien looks over at a poster on the wall.
"The Best Couple WINS 1 Billion Dollars! (Not Including Taxes)"
"Woah."
-Damien
MK walks up to the poster.
"Yeah, I've been signed up."
-MK
"With who?"
-Damien
"Sup.."
-Zee
YOU ARE READING
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