note: it's 11pm but here have some old quotes from my google keep (also all of these names either describe them, are a play on their name or are their nicknames (if any pf my classmates saw this no they didnt)
"it's like sudoku but a grid- wait that's just sudoku'' - fire bird guy
"there could be food colouring in rivers for all i care" - me
"free oreo pls?" - me
"skullemojio" - rotisserie chicken
"SHOW ME HIS CHILDRENNNN" - annoying guy
"imagine the vending machine has an error, 'insert children'" - rich guy
"I WILL SEND YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM [rotisserie chicken]" - short guy
"i will colonize your desk' - short guy
"i will just take a nap until it's 12:50 then wake me up" - short guy
"[adoptive mother] you're on sale now" - short guy
"[even shorter guy].com" - fish
"im trying to imagine you as a skeleton but only the hand part" - adoptive mother
"the only time it's supposed to go straight it doesn't go straight" - adoptive mother
"im sUmMaRiziNg it" - kpop girlie
"i don't care." - short guy
"i have achieved my ultimate goal: free oreo" - me
"welcome to walmart. press start or scan first item to begin. insert cash or select payment type. use pin pad to complete transaction. thank you for shopping at walmart." - me
"My parents will not answer the questions for the heritage assignment smh" - smart guy #1
"i am the lorax, i speak for the trees, and the trees will steal your kidneys" - insaner psycho
"so you eat 8 cookies and then they're in your stomach (that becomes 0) and then you take them out of your stomach so now it's -8" - adoptive mother
"you unshoot the ball, take the ball out with a magnet" - rotisserie chicken
"--you have to bang it" - my teacher
"what goes up must come down" - my teacher
"it's a pokemon move" - even shorter guy
"if it's a YA book I want the zesty scenes" (or smth like that) - short guy
"I don't just want the zest I want the whole lemon" - short guy
"i read it as in-takE" - fire bird guy
"[that one guy on my bus] i will enter your house in the middle of the night and add toilet cleaner to your dish soap" - the anger issue ethan
"hey guys everything is a concept" - me
"wait is that a fucking clarinet" - rotisserie chicken
"this book has been through more than an average teenager" - adoptive mother
"we built the leaning tower of eiffel" - fish
