note: idk anymore man
"it's the golden leaning khalifa of CN eiffel mahal of tower" - rotisserie chicken
"simplified version: abomination" - short guy
"t-rex = chicken" - fire bird guy
"gimmejollyrancherscuzimyourbestfriendorracist" - even shorter guy
"your skin colour is scrumdidlydumptious" - adoptive mother
"corrine, would you still eat it if [not-really-an-ethan ethan] licked it" "yes" "proceeds to lick chip" - fish/wifey/the not-really-an-ethan ethan
"if the area is bigger more people will visit" - smart guy #1
"y'know, [smart guy #1], you should really write that down." - september
"thats what he said" - september
"i actually died" - me
"oh i could only find the nutrition facts of 45 cookies" - rotisserie chicken
"we must blood sacrifice the paksum" - fire bird guy
"herrick whats your password" - september
"if i drink your coffee im sorry" - my teacher
"thats why obesity is a thing" - smart guy #1
"you're playing games" - september
"bro [smart guy #1] stop pressing the space bar- see you're playing games" - september
"wE'rE gOnNa bE gIVeN dIseAsES nOw?!" - rotisserie chicken
"that looks french" - short guy
"who said [anger issue ethan] had just one girlfriend" - that one guy on my bus
"[[rotisserie chicken] slurping noises] are music to my ears" - adoptive mother
"never in my life did i think i'd hear the words 'slay [mildly annoying guy]' together" - adoptive mother
"i need ideas" - me
"oh ummm famine" - smart guy #2
"define pantry food" - smart guy #2
"people: *casually exists*
that one fish in the river that gives you an omen: []" - fish
"does wordle look like you're doing your work? no." - fish
~~~~~ here now have some 2024 quotes
"--and 2 of my characters are male" - smart guy #1
"THATS COPYRIGHT!!!1!1!!" - smart guy #2
"why do we care again?" - fish
"--so once me and my friend damaged a u-haul truck, good times" - my teacher
"professional ankle breaker" - the music listener ethan
"hey guys whats a search bar" - smart guy #2
"ngl blood is kinda delicious" - fish
"i just kinda despawn and then get yeeted back into existence out of spite" - me
"i have achieved my ultimate goal: bribery" - me
"i am a rizzful roach" - me
"can i have the book with the i-roomba guy" - pickle
"the right way to pronounce his name is a-lice asmo-di-us" - orange jacket guy
"i don't see any asses" - hat addict
"cap" - mildly annoying guy
"i didnt say the shit word" - annoying guy
"why are you reading a harem manga" - that one ethan
"bro pulled an upside-down sideways Charleston" - that one ethan
