note: i have so many quotes fuys you will not be disappointed trust
"wait your brother is a rooster?" - short guy
"just bc he's a teacher doesn't mean he's albert einstein" - even shorter guy
demonic voice "YOUR HEARING NEEDS HELP" - fish
"you guys are just broke" - smart guy #1
"its pea is actually the size of a brain" - rich guy
"billie jean" - insaner psycho
"is not my love" - me
"boots with the fur" - insaner psycho
"Hell is Forever except Adam has asthma" - quagsire
"--dont quote me on this" - my teacher
"aAah!!" - my teacher
"--cuz im that hashtag bitch and i will--" collapses - quagsire
"and the trees will steal your kidneys" - insaner psycho
"bold of you to assume that i have kidneys" - short guy
"who's breathing" - insaner psycho
"wait [rotisserie chicken] mews?" - adoptive mother
"wait i mew? do i mew?" - rotisserie chicken
"do i knew that is very grammar" - the music listener ethan
"ears where" - fish
"i robbed your mom?" - insaner psycho
"i ate your mom?" - rotisserie chicken
"you want to eat play-doh?" - insaner psycho
"no what" - me
"you should eat yourself now" - rotisserie chicken
"you stole [short guy]'s line he always says 'you should kys now'" - insaner psycho
"and you should" - short guy
"whys it so crusty" - short guy
"you eat kids?" - rotisserie chicken
"waka waka eh eh tsaminamina zangalewa awa awa tsaminawa eh eh" - rotisserie chicken (it's his raging sound effect dont question it)
"iw ant to eat organs!" - rotisserie chicken
"ykw that's kinda pissing me off" - insaner psycho
"the best soccer player is leonardo da vinci" - orange jacket guy
"[short guy] get it right it's indiana jones not illinois jones" - me
"im a ripoff chinese barbie" - fish
"michair... ramsay gordon" - insaner psycho
"he is 61 years old and-- WHO IS MICHAEL JACKSON???!!!1!1" - insaner psycho
"did he die? yeah he died" - rotisserie chicken
"rage in that voice" - insaner psycho
"tSAmInA zAngAleWA" - rotisserie chicken
"michael jordan's a pokemon" - young sheldon
"welcome to another session of yappology" - short guy
"so some people said, 'hey what if we put some nuclear energy in a boat and hope it works??'. it did." - short guy
"hey waterbottle i think you dropped your dick" rizzes up waterbottle - insaner psycho
"oop nvm you can buy uranium on ebay" - short guy
"yeah, i'd lose" - me
"[rotisserie chicken] came back with the milk!!" - insaner psycho
"yappology is the only thing i have a PhD in" - short guy
"you should stop being hydrated and focus on your work" - short guy
"im the best throat tickler" - insaner psycho
"guys geography in greek means 'earth writing'" - rotisserie chicken
"arthritis" - short guy
"four-minute sidetrack" - rotisserie chicken
"that's not racism that's friendly fire!!" - cattle ratter
"maybe you could just not use my computer for the love of god" - short guy
"i forgor that cheetos are good" - fish
"i live in uranus" - rotisserie chicken
"i dont live" - fish
"mY wIndOw!!1!11" - me while reading out loud
"guys the window has plot armour" - me
"--she hit his head with the frying pan. guys it's giving rapunzel" - me
"alexander winton was a scottish-american bicycle--" - wikipedia
"im actually getting used to barld [smart guy #2]" - insaner psycho
"barld [smart guy #2]" - me
"hickory stickory you've now lost your dickory" - insaner psycho
"hickory stickory you've now lost your mickey" - me
"hey you stole my barld [smart guy #2]" - insaner psycho
"yo [orange jacket guy], does your sister know you have a gf?" - smart guy #2
"no-- WAIT WHAT" - orange jacket guy
"wHY IS HE GETTING discombobulated." - rotisserie chicken
