note: i have 6 overstuffed google keep notes and 2 sticky notes worth of quotes this is a full-time job
"there are mainstreamers outside" - fish
"you're selena gomez?!!" - young sheldon
"eepytime zzzz mimimimi honk shoo honk shoo mimimimi" - me
"--i'm just sleepwalking on my stilts" - me
"no you're not" - book reader
"i am at the edge of the beds ready to jumpscare you in your sleep" - me
"no you're sleeping too" - book reader
"2wink... twink??" - olive
"yo i need one of those hats!" - the music listener ethan
"hold up. how does [water bottle on 45 degree angle] even work" - me
"you're gonna get cancelled for that" - me
"i'm gonna bet my entire life on regal tang" - me
"what- where did DanTDM come from" - me
"[layla] i dont need to know about the time you were constipated" - joya
"--infinite water. CHINAAAA" - fish
"my guy was like 'michigan lake. infinite water. CHINAAAAA" - fish
"--CHINAAAAAA" - fish
"no cuz we're doing monologues and this guy thought he could buy china" - fish
"no bc you were a teacher's pet" - mildly annoying guy
"well it's not my fault that I'm nice" - wendy's
"--slice him open and eat his organs for lunch" - the anger issue ethan
"white beard now green beard" - the music listener ethan
"Actually it's a mustache" - me
"not anymore" puts mustache on chin - the music listener ethan
"yo wait lebron jackson??" - the music listener ethan
"bros got the moves of a smooth criminal" - the music listener ethan
"superheroes that never made it to the justice league" - the music listener ethan
"what do i write for my guy, 'i slipped over a patch of ice and died'" - short guy
"ow my kneecap" - short guy
"[the budget hat] looks very hat" - tryhard arter
"--i was born in idk when" - short guy
"i was born in paris which was beautiful but no it wasnt bc i moved to quebec" - short guy
"--and then we started playing minecraft and harvested potatoes" - short guy
"what did i achieve in my life? farming potatoes and slipping on a patch of ice." - short guy
"guyart-- gyatt?!" - short guy
"imagine an european soldier saying rizzler" - me
"merchants dont like me and they took away my stuff" - that one ethan
"get ready for the best costume ever" wears budget hat - tryhard arter
"bok man is ultimately better than 99% of league of legends and genshin impact players -- he touches grass" - short guy
"as a genshin player myself i confirm this" - me
"it's called 20k hours on wikipedia" - short guy
"wikipedia should be a game on steam so you can track how long you spent on it" - rotisserie chicken
"i live to serve wikipedia" - short guy
"omg guys!! it's tge grade 2 homework that i jnever did!" - adoptive mother
"pope francis" - adoptive mother
"cOpY aNd PasTE?!!?!1!!" - rotisserie chicken
"no cuz we have to yell at [book reader] for not doing his work" - rotisserie chicken
"im a little goblin" - short guy
"imagine sleeping couldn't be me" - shell
"[kpop girlie] do you smell that" - adoptive mother
"what" - kpop girlie
"his FEET" - adoptive mother
"oh my beans" - rotisserie chicken
"✨wow✨ what happened to walking did people just not walk" - rotisserie chicken
"LET ME SIT ON YOU!!!" - even shorter guy
"woah, google classroom?! that's too far" - mildly annoying guy
"WORSHIP THE HOLY SILICA GEL!!!1!" - me
"alpha stance" - rich guy
"bicycle" - short guy
"joya i promise you i don't have any sort of romantical attraction to your backpack i swear" - layla
"omg you actually said something" - fish
"your ideas are stupid. love that word" - my teacher
"hickory stickery- uh\
mickey" - the music listener ethan
"and no sports equipment aUGGHHHHHHHH" - the music listener ethan
"i thought you said explosives equipment" - fish
"wobuffett, go!!" - me
"wobuffett" - fish
".io games" - fish
"apex fortnite" - the music listener ethan
"aluminum foil tastes good" - fish
"i dont like pikachu" - fish
"[annoying guy]'s getting taken away" - fish
"it's called animal bonking simulator" - fish
"very scary-- oo tumbleweed" - fish
"tumbleweed" - me
"tumbleweed" - fish
"everyone was broke" - short guy
"--and thats why we have pesticide in our foods" - my teacher
"[even shorter guy], [mildly annoying guy], one more time, on your knees" - adoptive mother
"they got the lightning mcqueen crocs" - short guy
"--superstition" - shell
"carnivorous boots" - the music listener ethan
"i walk my cat like a dog" - fish
"i bike my brother" - fish
"how do you bike your brother" - the music listener ethan
"my brother sits on a bike and i sit on a bike and then we bike" - fish
"but that's not biking your brother that's biking WITH your brother" - the music listener ethan
"why would you just visit canada to go to the northwest territories why not visit ontario too" - mengfan
"where is the ballsack- like- the sack with the balls" - orange jacket guy
"paper children" - fish
"i'm working see I'm turning [music listener ethan] into a mortal combat character" - adoptive mother
"i dont wanna frickin attawapiskat you goddamn" - adoptive mother
"what is life? what is air?" - adoptive mother
"why can we move? why is nothing there? what is space? why is it black? what is the point of anything? why are we forced to exist?" - adoptive mother
"forced to exist, forced to suffer" - insaner psycho
"when we've done absolutely nothing" - adoptive mother
"battery goes down real fast" - insaner psycho
"slang is metaphor and metaphor is poetry this isnt poetry'" - short guy
"skibidi toilet ohio rizz barbie oppenheimer grimace shake" - even shorter guy
"you're a tonka you little willy wonka" - adoptive mother
"what are the people like? they're very scruffy they're very arr" - wendy's
"i want meat" - hat addict
"he's a nonbinary red-haired gremlin" - short guy
