The king of hell

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We heard a knock on the door of the hotel and Charlie answered it was her father Lucifer he hugged Charlie and was introduced to Alastor I and they started arguing Charlie introduced her father to us "This is vaggie she's my girlfriend" Charlie says to her father "OH you like girls me too oh we have to much in common but it there Maggie" Lucifer says as he hugs vaggie

"Here are our guests sir pentious, angel dust and y/n" charlie says excitedly "nice to meet all of you" lucifer says he shakes hands with angel and sir pentious and hugs me we started yo talk a bit and he seems sweet I spaced out for a bit to think when Lucifer hugged me I couldn't help but notice Alastors glare I wondered what that was all about when suddenly I look over at lucifer and he slides across the ground

"HAHAHA LOOKS LIKE YOU COULD USE SOME HELP FROM THE BIG BOSS OF HELL HIMSELF" Lucifer says as he pulls out his phone and shows Charlie his yelp reviews "CHECK OUT DADDY'S GLOWING REVIEWS ON YELP" Lucifer says he pulls out puppets and makes them say "FIVE STAR" "FLAWLESS!" "GREATER THAN GREAT!"

"WITH A PUNCH OF A PENTAGRAM" lucifer punches a pentagram "A WAP" "BAP" "BOOM" "ALAKAZAM" "USUALLY I CHARGE A SACRIFICAL LAMB BUT YOU GET THE FAMILY RATE" multiple Lucifer says thanks dad "WHO NEEDS A BUSSBOY NOW THAT YOU GOT THE CHEF?" Multiple Lucifers say WHOA! "MICHELIN TASTING MENU FREE Á LA CARTE" Lucifer stand infront of a gambling machine "ILL RIG THE GAME FOR YOU BECAUSE IM THE REF CHAMPANE FOUNTAINS CAVIAR MOUNTAINS THATS JUST THE START!

I was shocked by the singing who knew the King of hell could be such a good singer but I was even more shocked when the radio demon joined

"WHO'S BEEN HERE SINCE DAY ONE"
Alastor says when suddenly he changes into a nun outfit and appears beside Charlie "WHO'S BEEN FAITHFUL AS A NUN?" Alastor appears in his normal clothing suddenly "MAKES YOU CHUCKLE WITH AN OLD TIMEY PUN? YOUR EXECUTIVE PRODUCER"

"THATS TRUE!" Charlie says while smiling

"IM YOUR GUY YOUR DAY TO DAY YOUR CHUM, YOUR STEADFAST HOTLIER REMEMBER WHEN I FIXED THAT CLUG TODAY?" Alastor says while pulling Nifty out of a toilet

"I WAS STUCK THANK YOU SIR" Nifty says while hugging Alastor

"OH YOU" Charlie says gushing over the sight of how kind Alastor was for helping poor Nifty

Alastor spins Charlie "IM TRULY HONOURED WE BUILT SUCH A BOND"

"AWWWW" Charliw says while looking at Alastor

Alastor takes Charlie's hands "YOUR LIKE THE CHILD THAT I WISH THAT I HAD" Alastor puts a hand on Charlie's cheek

UH, WHAT? Lucifer asked confused

Alastor sits at the bottom of the bed that Charlie's laying in "I CARE FOR YOU JUST LIKE A DAUGHTER I SPAWNED."

"HOLD ON NOW" Lucifer says with am annoyed tone

"ITS A LITTLE FUNNY" Alastor says while resting his elbow on Lucifers head

Alastor takes charlie hand and pulls her close to him "YOU COULD ALMOST CALL ME DAD" Alastor says while giving lucifer a grin

Lucifer pulls out his violin and starts playing it and Alastor pulls out a piano which falls on lucifer as Alastor plays lucifer gets out and plays another instrument (idk the name of it)

"THEY SAY WHEN YOUR LOOKING FOR ASSISTANCE" Alastor says while Charliw carrys large books on her back "ITS SMART TO PICK THE PATH OF LEAST RESISTANCE" Alastor says as his tentacles help Charlie with the books

"OTHERS SAY IN THE YOUE NEEDY HOUR THERES NO SUBSTITUTE FOR PURE ANGELIC POWER" Lucifer says while in the sky with his wings out and Charlie looks up at him with sparkles in her eyes she's so adorable

Lucifer gets down to the ground and walks up to Charlie "WHO JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE YOUR BLOOD"

Alastor pushes Lucifer out of the way "SADLY THERE ARE TIMES A BIRTH PARENT IS A DUD THEY SAY THE FAMILY YOU CHOOSE IS BETTER"

"WHAT A BUNCH OF LOSERS" lucifer says as he blasts Alastor away but Alastor comes back again "CAN U BUTT OUT OF MY SONG?"Alastor says while hitting Lucifer out of the way

"YOUR SONG? I STARTED THIS lucifer protests "IM SING IT ILL FINSISH IT" Alastor replies back to lucifer sharply "OH YOU TACKY PIECE OF-" lucifer was saying when the doors busted open revealing MIMZY????

"ITS ME! YES, ITS ME! IKBOW YOU WERE ALL WAITING FOR MEE! IM HERE, WHAT A GAS! IT TOOK AWHILE BUT IM PRESENT AT LAST! ITS ME! ITS ME! MIMZYYY!!

"WHO?" Lucifer asked he has no idea who mimzy is

"MIMZY" I say excitedly as I hug her which confuses everyone except the radio demon "Y/n doll face its been a while how have you been?" Mimzys asks

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