till someone gets hurt part 1

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(Alastors perspective)

I watch as all the girls leave damn I really fucked up

"Well that ended well" Husk says sarcastically

"No time for your sarcasm Husker" I say annoyed

"Umm ssssso ssssshould we go after the ladiesssss" sir pentious says

"Yea we should I can believe Charlie left me alone with you sinners" Lucifer says annoyed

"They are probably having a girls day you know hanging out we shouldn't crash it" Angel dust says

"Then what shall we do in the mean time" I say curiously

"We could go annoy val" Angel says

"Yeah that cunt deserves it" Husk says as Angel puts his arm around him

"OH that shall be pleasant I can see that flat faced fucker and annoy him" I say as my smile goes wider

"Yeah and velvette we can steal her love potion thing that she gives to Valentino" Angel says

"OH THISSS SSSHALL BE EXCITING ILL BRING MY EGG BOIZ" Sir Pentious says

"I'm coming ONLY BECAUSE THAT MOTH CUNT LICKED CHARLIE" Lucifer says

"OH WAIT WHAT IF THEY RECOGNISSSE ME I SSSSHALL WEAR A DISGUISE" Sir pentious says

"I mean we all should since Vox has has cameras everywhere and I mean EVERYWHERE" Angel says

"I don't need one I can make myself not visable on those dumb devices" I say rolling my eyes

"Well no one cares" Lucifer says annoyed at he bangs his cane on the floor and everyone has disguises except me

"Alright I know this place like the back of my palm so follow my lead alright" Angel says confidently

"Sssso who do we prank firsssst" sir pentious says

"I say we do Valentino he's a dick" Husk says

"I agree" Angel says

"Do not tell Charlie I'm doing thiss I sssshall be ssssad if she frownssss upon me" Sir pentious says

"You all go to Valentino I need to pay my dear old friend Vox a visit" I say as they leave except for Lucifer that dumbass stayed

"Why are you not going with them" I say annoyed

"Because I'm coming with you" Lucifer says coldly

"Fine" I say as we make our way to Voxs office

"Velvette I am not calming Valentino down right now I'm busyy!" I hear the tv say

"Hey old pal" Vox looks at me with a glare

"What are you doing here wasn't our little musical enough for you"

"Sorry to butt in buy just do your thing already Alastor" Lucifer says

My tentacles pierce out of my back as they swing forward to attack Vox but.....

A/n

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