Inner Critic Keep Your Distance!

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Virginia Welcome Center

Lankford Hwy (US 13 Southbound)

New Church, Virginia

Woman: *gets out of her red 1987 Buick Regal with a Pennsylvania license plate and walks into the women's bathroom*

Inner Critic: Hey, baby!

Shanequah: Don't talk to people you don't know. *leaning on her white 2005 Honda Accord with a New Jersey license plate*

Inner Critic: I don't mean any harm to her.

Shanequah: Don't push your luck.

Inner Critic: Where are we anyway?

Shanequah: Virginia, stupid! You didn't see the sign?

Inner Critic: No.

Shanequah: Unbelievable! You're a trip! Do you have to use the bathroom?

Inner Critic: Not right now.

Shanequah: Next stop is the Shore Stop Mini Mart coming up on the left. It's further down, just so you know.

Inner Critic: Yeah. When will be in North Carolina?

Shanequah: Still got a while to go. Come on, get back in the car. *gets in*

Inner Critic: *gets in*

Shanequah: *drives out of the welcome center, and continues driving on US 13 south*






This story was written on Thursday, May 9th, 2024.

A/N Inner Critic should know better than to talk to strangers! 😾 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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