What the Signs receive from Santa

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Aries: A stuffed animal
Taurus: Laced underwear
Gemini: A box of books
Cancer: Crayons
Leo: A vibrator
Virgo: Lemon-scented furniture polish
Libra: A 5lb bag if grass seeds
Scorpio: Tickets to Hell
Sagittarius: An egg salad sandwich
Capricorn: $$$$$
Aquarius: DEEZ NUTS
Pisces: Fruit gushers

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