Zodiac Signs: Pick Up Lines

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Aries: I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?

Taurus: Something tells me your sweet. Can I have a taste?

Gemini: Do you have any overdue library books? 'Cause you've got the word "FINE" written all over.

Cancer: Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the person I'm going to marry.

Leo: Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?

Virgo: You shouldn't wear make up. It's messing with perfection!

Libra: If I had a rose every time I thought of you, I'd be walking through my garden forever.

Scorpio: Your place or mine?

Sagittarius: Just so you know, my shoe size is 13.

Capricorn: You should be someone's wife.

Aquarius: Kiss me if I m wrong, isn't your name Guandalupe?

Pisces: Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

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