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#7

UK: Hey France, how ya been?

France: Uh, I've been good. What about you?

UK: Oh, me? Well, um, nothing really. I just, uh, I just got some new, um, oil—

France: Dude! Don't fucking say that—

-America jumps out of no where-

Ame: Did I hear...oil?!

UK: *Sweating profusely*

UK: Um, oil, let's see. Uhhhhhhhh. No! Not at all, I definitely wasn't talking about oil! What makes you say?

Ame: Your lying! I heard you say oil!

UK: No, no I didn't—

Ame: *rages* THAT SHIT IS M I N E!!!