-This is not meant to offend anyone-
America: Where's the diapers...ah! There's the diapers!
America: *walks into aisle*
America: So, we gotta white baby diapers, white baby diapers, white baby diapers, oh we gotta Hispanic baby diapers, we gotta Chipotle baby diapers, we gotta, oh! Black baby diapers...where's the Asian baby diapers?
America: Alright, we got a hello kitty baby diapers, but, uh...that's a white baby. We got an upside down baby diapers—where's the Asian baby diapers?
America: We got a sleeping baby diapers, we got a Hitler baby diaper, we got a communist baby diapers—urghhh where's the Asian baby diapers?!
America: Curios baby diaper....suspicious baby diaper...home alone baby diaper... where's the A S I A N baby diapers?!
America: Crawling baby diapers, spider baby diapers...nope definatly too old for baby diapers...too old....hmm..close.
America: Bingo! Philippines is gonna be happy tonight!
