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#36

Doctor: Ok Poland. You have only 20 more seconds to live. Say you're last words.

Poland: *on hospital bed, sweating like crazy*
Also Poland: Germany...I want you to know...

Germany: *blushes with waterfalls of teas coming out his eyes* Y-Yes..?

Poland: Every time you yawn...j-just remember...

Poland: My ghostly dick would go in your mouth *dies*

Germany: *traumatized*

Author: and from that day on...Germany never yawned...ever again....

I'm sorry. I'm on crack.