Nicolas || Morgan
(April 5)
Heloooooo
Hi...?
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Uh, I think you got the wrong number
(づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ
Oh it's you
Jesus woman
Can you not be such a kill joy
What is it dumbass
I'm not an dumb
Says the guy who doesn't know what inebriated means
I'm a girl uwu
What?
I'm a girl, you called me a guy...
Seriously?
Yep
OMG YOU'RE GAY...
Damn I knew it!!
No i'm not gay
DID YOU JUST ADMIT YOU THINK I'M GAY?
Then you're a guy,
Or else your first text would be 'bro, he cheated on me'
Dammit!
Yep, this smartass just found your loophole
Narcissist
You betcha, I'm the narciss-iest out of all narcissists
Narciss-iest isn't even a word...
Jeez never thought a dumbass knew that
Hey your just insulting me now :(
You woke me up at 5 am
Hey, do you know VD?
What?
VD, vampire diaries
Bro vampire diaries are for snobs, now dork diaries on the other hand...
Eww, you read dork diaries?
Those are for girls like... little girls
It isn't illegal to read them you sexist and I do read them... fight me
Jeez no need to go all Bruce Lee on me
Look at you being less grumpy
Who would wake up at 5 FREAKING AM and not be grumpy
Um me?
Shut up
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
What are you doing?
Cute right
Not really...
I know so cute
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
...
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
What are you doing?
Look at it catching stars
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
Oop, the stars vanished because you woke it up : (
(ノ◕-◕)ノ
(ノ◕-◕)ノ
(ノ◕-◕)ノ
FEEL THE GUILT BITCH
...
Oh no, there's a pause
There's a pause
Pauses aren't good
There shouldn't be a pause
Hello?
Well whatever floats your boat, baby
Did-no you didn't
Did you just call me baby?
Yes
Yes I did baby
Stop
Never, baby ;)
I'm done
Oke baby
Baby?
Oh shit you weren't joking
Ok I'll stop
Hello
Stranger?
A/N:
Hi so.. uhm.. enjoy!
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The Wrong April Fools text
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