Nicolas || Morgan || Dexter
(April 21)
20 questions
What?
You ask me 20 questions and I ask you 20 questions
Why should I?
I want to know you better
As in you want to know how I look so you could find me
...
Jebus
Have some decency to deny it
Hey, I didn't confirm it
You didn't
But your silence gave you away
First question
Uh, so we're starting this without my consent?
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR HAIR?
Oh- um- we're starting already
I have normal, natural hair color
HOW TALL ARE YOU?
As tall as my genes can get me
Would you cry if I die?
Why would I waste precious water on you?
YOU'RE NOT COOPERATING WITH ME WOMAN!!!
Oh no, did my lack of enthusiasm gave it away?
...I hope not
That... that is the most sarcastic thing I have ever seen in a text
Did you fall from heaven
no
'Cause dayum baby you look like an angle
You spelled angel wrong
and I think it's 'did it hurt when you fell from heaven'
I did not misspell angel
Wait, yea i did
Unless Nico boy got some split personalities
I'm guessing the person behind the screen isn't him anymore
So is it Vincent?
Wrongo girlie, it's Dexter
Dammit
Ah the last one of the three musketeers
Ouch that hur- shit
Lemme guess Nico boy got u?
You got that right baby girl
Oop, there's the unlovable boy I've been talking to
I'll stop...
What has gotten into him all?
What's wrong?
Dexter seems to be a lot more...
Happier?
No
Chirpier?
No
Um, chattier?
...flirtier
We're teach'n him how to flirt
Why?
He... he's the nicest one out of all 3 of us
... and the most unfortunate among girls
Well girls like nice guys
Sure he's nice but he's like scared of girls
He's like... the Raj in our group
You're the first girl he's ever had a full-blown-real conversation with
First of all you watch the Big Bang Theory?
Second of all he's just shy, he doesn't need to get inebriated to talk to girls
And lastly, shy boys are the cutest boys
We've been talking for weeks and you haven't complimented me once
while here you are calling some other guy you haven't met cute
Ouch
Hey you exude playboy aura
Dexter is a sweet shy boy whose trying to talk to girls
He deserves compliments you don't, as simple as that :)
I - you're so mean :(
:)
A smiley face won't make anything better
- NICOLAS -
"And yes, I do watch the Big Bang Theory, meanie."
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