Nicolas || Morgan
(April 15)
I finally broke up with her
What?
Your girlfriend?
Of course my girlfriend, duh
Well how am I supposed to know, duh
Say your sorry for me, duh
Sorry..?
You're not
Hey, you told me to
You single motherfucker
Dude chill... no need to rub it on me
Hey, you ain't the only one who had a bad day
Oh c'mon knowing you
You'd probably be crying over an A-
...
I was just joking...
I am- I was
Wow ah... sorry?
You're not
OKE BACK TO MY STORY
So... we broke up
I told her we're over
well...
?
Should I ask this?
Shoot
Did she cry her eyeballs out?
Was she sad?
Did her eyeballs pop off?
I'm totally fine just in case you were wondering
What I'm just curious
SHE CRIED HER BALLS OUT IT WAS HILARIOUS
REALLY
YEA, SHE WAS LIKE IN DENIAL
BULLSHIT
I KNOW RIGHT I TOLD HER THE SAME THING
OMG WHAT HAPPENED NEXT, WHAT HAPPENED NEXXXXTTT
AND I WANTED TO LEAVE BUT SHE HAD THE AUDACITY TO EVEN TOUCH ME
AND, AND WHAT HAPPEN, TELL ME
I WAS LIKE BOO, DON'T TOUCH ME WITH DOES FILTHY HANDS
OOOOO SHE DESERVED IT
AND SHE BEGGED ME NOT TO LEAVE HER
BEGGED
AT LEAST TELL ME SHE GOT DOWN TO HER KNEES
AND WE WERE LIKE IN THE HALLWAYS AND I JUST LIKE LEFT HER CRYING
Come to think of it my friend told me that someone broke up too
I don't know who broke up with who though
Pretty sure the guy broke up with the girl
Don't be a sexist... it could be the other way around
Now you're just being a sexist
I said "could"
It's a possibility, nico boy
Don't
one week, you said one week
AND I TAKE IT BACK
I never said you could
...
Hey, thanks
Um, why thank... you?
I mean thank you for helping me with my problem and all
No problem
I'm your GSBFF remember?
Yea
Hey, can I say something?
I don't see why not
I like whatever we're doing
What? You mean talking?
Typing but yes
Want to know something?
Hmm?
I like this too
Whatever this is
A/N:
I think I'm dying... DIG MY EFFIN GRAVE FOR ME PLEASE... and don't forget to bedazzled the coffin for me guys thanks. I just finished my test... it's... well if me dying isn't already a hint then...
The update (no one) needed: I passed with flying colors. Not the best of grades but, Jesus in a manger hallelujah bless the heavens I fucking pass. (the test was like 2 years ago)
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The Wrong April Fools text
Short Story"Bro, she cheated on me" "Who dis?" "Yea, I saw her kissing all over the guy" "Is this an April fools joke?" "I should've confronted her " "Haha this is a horrible joke, you know that?" ...