Quarantined | taekook✔️

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Area 51-

Nomnom: NO

Nomnom: THE DORM IS GONNA BURN

Jinpaca: NAMJOON WHAT HAPPENED

Jinpaca: WHATS GONNA BURN

Nomnom: THE DORM

Jinpaca: I LEFT A MINUTE AGO WHAT HAPPENED

Nomnom: I TRIED TO COOK PASTA

Nomnom: AND NOW THE PAN IS ON FIRE

Mimi: tf did you do to set the pan of fire🗿

Nomnom: so basically

Nomnom: I was making pasta

Nomnom: and then it set of fire

Nomnom: and now I don't know what to do

Nomnom: because im too cheap to replace it

Kookie🦋: what

Kookie🦋: the pan

Nomnom: NOT THE DORM

Kookie🦋: KEJSJSJJS

Kookie🦋: THIS HOE REALLY THINKS THAT HE WILL BUT THE WHOLE DORM

Nomnom: I dunno I might-

Jinpaca: joon I leave you for one minute and this happens-

Jinpaca: I'm coming back

Jinpaca: with a fire extinguisher

Seokie: it's not going to be that bad

Seokie: is it-

Nomnom: YEAH IT IS

Nomnom: FUCK IM BROKE

Nomnom: I CANT PAY FOR THE PAN

Nomnom: NEVER MIND IF I BURN THE DORM ROOM

Taetae: dude calm down

Taetae: I'm sure it isn't that bad

Nomnom:

Yoongles😼: Namjoon what the actual fuck

Yoongles😼: how did you-

Seokie: jin why did you let him kook

Jinpaca: I DIDDNT

Jinpaca: I SAID TO WAIT TILL I GET BACK

Jinpaca: COS I WAS GOING TO THE SHOP TO GET SOME SAUCE FOR THE PASTA

Jinpaca: WHICH NOW HAS TO BE REMAID

Seokie: joon why did you cook

Nomnom: I erm-

Nomnom: I thought it would be easy

Mahyun: cooking pasta is easy

Mahyun: I don't see how you burn it

Kookie🦋: ✨M A G I C✨

Taetae: did you not remember from last time

Taetae: that you can't cook

Nomnom: if I say now will it be as bad as it is

Mimi: yeah❤️

Nomnom: oH

Jiminie: what even happened last time

Seokie: so it was like in highschool

Seokie: we all went to taes

Seokie: and we had a bbq in the garden

Seokie: but kidding you not after a minute of the burger being on the bbq

Seokie: it caught on fire

Kookie🦋: joon remind me to just starve if I need food and you are the only person free To cook me food

Nomnom: okay but why am I getting attacked

Jiminie: BECAUSE YOU SOMEHOW MANAGED TO SET FIRE TO PASTA

Nomnom: but what if none of you knew

Mimi: you literally sent a picture

Mimi: there's no getting out of this one

Jinpaca: okay im at the shop

Jinpaca: looking for the fire extinguisher

Jinpaca: which one do I get

Mahyun: what do you mean

Mahyun: you get a freaking fire extinguisher and stop your dumb ass boyfriend from burning his dorm down

Jinpaca: BUT THEY ARE ALL SO EXPENSIVE

Jinpaca: I DONT HAVE THE MONEY

Jinpaca: Tae your rich

Jinpaca: can you transfer me money

Jinpaca: it's to save Namjoon from death

Jinpaca: or paying for the dorm

Taetae: ugh fine

Nomnom: thankyou hehe

Mimi: Jin's stealing your sugar daddy kook

Kookie🦋: erm okay

Mimi: what's that about

Mahyun: I'll text you

Kookie🦋: sis is really exposing me😔✊

Mahyun: tee hee

Jinpaca: okay I'm on my way back

Jinpaca: I WILL SAVE YOU NAMJOON

Nomnom: ty ty

Nomnom: okay Jin's here

Nomnom: I gotta go and get rid of this fire

Jiminie: since when does it take roughly twenty seconds to get from the store to Joons

Yoongles😼: since jin probably ran

Mimi: no one:

Mimi: joon: I set the pasta on fire

Mimi: jin: 🏃🧯🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

Kookie🦋: ahhh yes

Kookie🦋: one fire extinguisher

Kookie🦋: and six running Jin's

Mimi: yeah❤️

Mimi: DAHYUN TEXT ME NOW ABPUT WHAT YOU WANTED TO SAY TO ME

Mimi: TY

Mahyun: UGHHHHH FINE

Mahyun: CYALL

Kookie🦋: BYE🤠

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I'm laughing at myself because I had a mental breakdown and unpublished all of my work apart from this-

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