last Men standing

grandparents day

Open in the house in the kitchen where Mike and Jeff was reading the paper to Boyd and Jessica  about the sports page

Mike: if  Elway had  had any of the receivers like a Jerry Rice  we'd have five super bowls   we would

Jeff: but now  we celebrate  it  every February   forget  valentines day  super bowls  are our second Christmas  especially  if  for one year  we'd have broncos win

(As they all heard the coffee maker beeps letting them know that it's done as Mike holding Boyd  gets up from the table with Jeff  holding  Jess  following behind)

Mike: huh   coffee   let's get coffee 
A big double shot for you  two  keep you both up  all day

Jeff: yeah  (looking at his daughter) at less  for a few hours  it'll be  your teachers problem  so  why not   just don't tell mommy (kisses her cheek)

(Then Mandy walks into the kitchen as she grabbed a cup and started pouring herself some coffee)

Mandy: yay  coffee  okay   daddy  I'm gonna have   this today  and  two marshmallow peeps  and that's all  if I'm good 

Mike: it's good to set goals

Jeff: what is that  some new  diet from cosmopolitan 

(Then Vanessa came in kisses Mike and her two grandchildren Then Jeff)

Vanessa: hey    morning 

Kristen: has anyone seen Boyd's wooby

Mike:  I have  and  it'll grow

(As Mike and Jeff grabbed themselves cups not knowing  Vanessa was pouring herself some in her to go cup then pouring some for Kristen and finding Boyd's blanket)

Vanessa: I think  she means this 

Mike: ohh  why don't you  wean him off that dishrag

Kristen: no  this is what  I use to  wean him off of me 

Vanessa: honey  everybody has their own thing  Mandy had her pillowcase Eve has Mr buttons    Jeff had his Winnie the pooh doll

Jeff: that I then gave to Jess

Vanessa: right  and you have your irrational attachment to the Denver broncos

(Then Mike and Jeff tried to get coffee as eve came in and took the rest of it )

Mike: since  when do you drink coffee

Eve: since Victor Blake said tea is for losers

Mike: could he stop by and make us some  since it's all gone

Vanessa: honey  Don't forget we have grandparents day at Boyd's school at noon

Mike: oh  gosh  I can't  do that today

(As Mike sat Boyd  down and sat on the stair )

Vanessa: why not

Mike: well at work   we've got a new chipmunk oscillator coming in with a new canuter valve

Vanessa: no no no  you don't have to lie if you don't want to go  just say you don't want to go

Mike: I don't want to go

Vanessa: your going

Mike: this is stupid

(As Kristen picked up Boyd and put him in a play pen)

Kristen: dad!  We don't use the S word around Boyd

Mike: that's not the S word   the S word is socialism