Open in a Halloween store as Mike eve Jeff and Jessica were going costume shopping for Halloween
Mike: Halloween it's an early Christian deal Constantine made a deal with the celts so that they would have Halloween cause they figured on that day the dead would return to earth and we dress up spooky to ward off the dead
Eve: I know dad
Mike: did I already tell you guys this story
Eve: yeah in the car
Jeff: and just about every Halloween since I was five and then to Kris then Mandy and now eve although me and Meg really appreciated you telling Jessica that before you put her to bed last night
(As Mike looked at the costumes as Jeff walked over to the baby costume trying to find one for Jessica and Boyd)
Mike: wow you don't see this much anymore lady hobo huh
Eve: maybe
Mike: yeah maybe oh whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! Lady ninja
Eve: sure
Mike: yeah here's one whoa here some kind of joke lady president
It could happen (chuckles)
Eve: (chuckles) whatever you want dad
Mike: what do you mean what ever I want come on aren't you into this anymore
Eve: sure I am
Mike: be honest
Eve: dad I'm super syched to go trick or treating with you I know how much you like looking into our neighbors houses
Mike: listen I know that trick or treating is something you and I do together but if you're over this
I am I'm okay with it
Eve: really I don't want to cause a medical problem
Mike: (chuckles) I'm really okay
Eve: I don't want to go trick or treating
Mike: huh (exhales deeply ) okay
Cut to the Baxter house as Mike Eve Jeff holding Jessica came home with Mike carrying the costumes they bought
Eve: are you sure you're not mad
Mike: yeah I'm sure I'm not mad I'm okay
Jeff: yeah dad you can still go with me and Meg when we take Jess trick or treating
Mike: no Jeff it's fine I'll just take Boyd Kris is working the diner
Eve: it's just that I'm thirteen now
And the whole dress up thing kinda seems ridiculous
(Just then Vanessa walks wearing a sexy pirate costume while wearing an eyepatch)
Vanessa: arr! (Gruff voice) shiver me timbers!
Eve: isn't that the patch I wore when I had pinkeye
Vanessa: oh yeah (taking off the eyepatch)
Eve: oh that outfit is so embarrassing
(As she runs upstairs)
Jeff: and I need to show Meg the couple costumes I got and the costume I got for Jess
Mike: wait wait wait you guys are wearing couples costumes
Vanessa: aw that's so sweet
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Fanfictionwhat if Mike and Vanessa Baxter had a son before Kristen and dropped out of high school to work at outdoor men his father's store because like Kristen he ended up getting his girlfriend pregnant and had a daughter as he married his girlfriend and t...
