Wake me up before you gooo and your murder will be sloww
*intimidates a toaster*
Celery tastes like cockroach coffee
And a special edition:(it happend years ago)
person A(a jerk): Do you like B.B.C.?
Me(an idiot): British Broadcasting Channel? Meh, I haven't watched many things on it but yeah, I like it I guess.
Me:*learns what they meant*AHHHuugHHgghh!!!
If you don't know what it means, please please use incognito safesearch.
