I don't have that much so I'll just post some super short hopfully funny stories of dumb things I've done.
One time I sled into a 28ish feet tall metal Christmas tree when I was sledding last year. (I was okay.) I ran face first into a (parked) car, full speed when I was 6ish.
And one time I somehow convinced my entire 6th grade I killed (christian) God and the summoned Satan??????
Next chapter is going to be dog reveal. Or maybe the 47th chapter, if we are approaching it.
