Amazon Alex: would you like me to play thunderstorm noises?
Me: I already listen to the screams of the innocent
A: are you gonna have children when you grow up?
B: What? Like, too eat?
Potato cannon.
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Amazon Alex: would you like me to play thunderstorm noises?
Me: I already listen to the screams of the innocent
A: are you gonna have children when you grow up?
B: What? Like, too eat?
Potato cannon.